Hobby Ideas for A Leader of #EmpireKred #eav #humor

Keith Gill, AKA DigitalKeith, leader of EmpireKred  was kind enough to pop by the ol’ blog and suggest I take up a new hobby.

“You need a new hobby”

Having no idea who Keith Gill really is, or if he is a real person or anything but a person moderated for cyberbullying, spammer and troll I’d like to return the favor and suggest some hobbies for DigitalKeith.

First and foremost would be fact checking before he runs any more demonstrably false advertising.

That’s kind of important where the FTC is concerned, I think.

I digress.

Keith could form the Arizona chapter of the Ladies of Perpetual Indulgence.

Entering_Arizona_on_I-10_Westbound

 

Keith could take up high speed deep canyon cave spelunking.

A daredevil sport if there ever was one.

Spelunking

 

Keith can consider celebrity impersonations.

Carmen_Miranda

 

Become a gimp.

Sitting On Face

 

Become a “Key Grip” in a San Fernando Valley movie studio.

Fluffer

 

Bring back Super Dave Osborne!

Super Dave

 

Set the record for pole sitting in Flagstaff.

Flagstaff-AZ

 

Preemptively raise a fund to “Help Michael Q. Todd out of prison!” “next time.”

Capture

 

Become a Spandau Ballet groupie and renounce his “punk pit” ways.

Spandau-Ballet-now

 

Become a Greeter for the Parks Services.

Greeter

 

Thanks to Keith for his suggestion.  I hope he finds mine useful.

 

 

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