Chris Sandys (@usafa_93), leader of EmpireKred has a history of making false allegations to try to keep abuse of Empire Avenue (now EmpireKred) customers “off the record.”
Given Chris Sandys fascination with creating falsehoods, I thought I might create some.
This is entirely satirical in nature. Chris Sandys, amazingly enough is in leadership of a company I’m a customer of.
Things Chris Sandys might have done:
Has Chris Sandys tackled or been tackled by the USAFA mascot, Aurora?
Has Chris Sandys piloted a drone into a nunnery?
Has Chris Sandys partied with the Ladies of Perpetual Indulgence?
Has Chris been passed around as party favor at the Democratic convention?
These are all things that could potentially have been done by Chris Sandys.
I’m sure he hasn’t.
But since he feels free to speculate about a customer of Empire Avenue’s who is reporting cyberbullying, I feel free to speculate about whatever strange activities he might have engaged in.
If Keith Gill is gonna call me “Al Gore Hunting Manbearpig” on my blog, I’m gonna note the remarkable similarity…
Does Chris always search through customers photobuckets?