Editorial Apologies

Earlier this morning the satirical news desk reported on a love tryst perhaps in the making.

The Editor would like to apologize to the concerned party and note that her title is “Staff” and not “Team Leader.”

This represents a great rise in dignitas and auctoritas for the concerned party who was gifted the lowly leaders package to run Empire Avenue, then was promoted suddenly and without major fanfare to “Team Leader.”

Now she is “Staff.”

She’s been Maid!

We apologize for an confusion caused by the error.


Spongebob Maid







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