Handling Fireworks for #Diwali? Don’t Blow Your Dinky Off! #Humor

My friend @Koustave whom I mentor at @shockfruit is celebrating Diwali!



And as a concerned friend I don’t want him to blow his dinky off.

So some safe fireworks handling tips are in order!

Don’t stand to close to the fireworks when you light them.  Remain a comfortable distance away and use a reach device to light.

Don’t use your face, either.

You might lose an arm…



Don’t light them with or near your crotch.



And no butt lighting either.



This will hopefully help keep you in one piece as you celebrate Diwali.



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