Handling Fireworks for #Diwali? Don’t Blow Your Dinky Off! #Humor

My friend @Koustave whom I mentor at @shockfruit is celebrating Diwali!

 

 

And as a concerned friend I don’t want him to blow his dinky off.

So some safe fireworks handling tips are in order!

Don’t stand to close to the fireworks when you light them.  Remain a comfortable distance away and use a reach device to light.

Don’t use your face, either.

You might lose an arm…

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Don’t light them with or near your crotch.

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And no butt lighting either.

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This will hopefully help keep you in one piece as you celebrate Diwali.

 

 

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