A silly parody of Secret Agent Man.
For my friend, retired FBI agent Christopher Zisi.
There’s a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone in North Korea he’s a virtual stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are with alcohol he doesn’t suffer the “red glow”.
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
They’ve given you a number and taken away your name
Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Oh, be careful what you say
Or you’ll give yourself away
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
They’ve given you a number and taken away your name
Swinging on the 38th parallel one day
And then laying in a Pyongyang alley next day
Oh, don’t you let the wrong words slip
While kissing persuasive lips
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
They’ve given you a number and taken away your name
WanderinPoet 
Oh, that red glow that caused me to stay out of the house until it went away on many weekends.
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Yeah, as a kid we’d get wine coolers and Ryan’s nose would light up. He couldn’t fool his parents ever.
That’s not as bad as another friend though. He got so drunk he started running around in his underwear. That’s another dead giveaway.. LoL.
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My college nickname was *Red-eye”
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LoL.
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