2016 Predictions

As we wind up 2015 I have some predictions for my friends for 2016.

Lili:

Lili will run the  miracle mile and contemplate purchasing a quant winery near Hearst Castle.  In her spare time she will continue to inspire humor pieces about Digitallyprobedkeith and others.

Koustave:

Koustave will become the first man to climb the alps backwards while blogging about it and selling you his story.

Steve Boylan:

Steve will have a platinum record in Australia that reaches 8th place in Lithuania.

Elizabeth:

Elizabeth will find a super rare Selmer Paris metal full boehm clarinet 4 pieces ultimate clarinet in a  suitcase at a Miami nightclub.

Bob:

Bob will spill the wine, but only one drop.  Elizabeth won’t care, cause that’s what friends are for.

Valerie:

Valerie will be on location supervising her script about a Red Headed hero fighting crime and ISIS while running an animal shelter for florida reptiles.

Christopher:

Christopher will come out of retirement to bust a digital gang known as the New Jersey Puds.

Eva:

Eva will have her first blockbuster release in Bhutan and Australia.  Nepal will give it a thumbs up from professional critics, but the Nepalese will give it a lukework welcome.

Cowboys:

Cowboys will adopt another cat and date a very talented, but relatively unknown country singer who updates all of Hank Williams songs.

Big Benny:

Big Benny will come out of retirement to shore up the New York Giants right end and lead them to a Super Bowl victory.  He may even run a tackle eligible play or 2.

Missy:

Missy will celebrate a super bowl victory, nhl championship, nba championship and world series by flashing all of Boston on the big screen.

Chadwick:

Chadwick will consider leaving New York for more a more business friendly state, such as California.

Ed:

Ed will land the biggest fish ever recorded anywhere at anytime in a small stream near his home.  He will then host a fishing show on the outdoor channel.

Michael:

Michael will complete an ironman triathlon and win the Boston Marathon while pushing a wheelchair competitor.

Scotty:

Scotty will set the pole sitting record for Australia while trying to repair a disfunctional radio tower.

Boyd:

Boyd will replace his backyard with a drought resistant turf the rest of us call barren desert.

Titik:

Titik will launch an Indonesian modeling agency and become the Hugh Hefner of Asia.

Stu:

Stu will find a rare ’63 stingray in a broken down barn near the Jersey turnpike and become a famous drift racer in Japan with it.

Mott:

Mott will leave Miami for the more hospitable clime of Barstow and open a small hotel that welcomes unwary travelers.

Becky:

Becky will update the Underground to make it more palatable for generation NOW consumers.  Foot traffic will triple and internet sales will boom as Antelbellum Update fashion sweeps Georgia.

Yvonne:

Yvonne will become an internet magnate and purchase an unknown gaming company to rule the internet with.

 

 

 

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