Only on twitter, the bizarro world where anything can happen and often does.
@spikemahogany, who seems to be a porn star, offered to fly out and silence someone the flight was paid for.
Now to me, and I’m no expert, but offering to silence someone is a pretty clear offer.
However Spike has helpfully explained that REAL hitmen don’t attract attention to themselves.
And I don’t know. Normally I’d agree, but what if it’s a really, really stupid hitman?
And this is why Twitter General Council @vijaya is full of bull puckey.
And what is the abuse scandal at Twitter doing to Twitter?
In more important news, @Vijaya does not like bacon.
Someone really ought to tell Keith Gill Spike might be looking for him.