Hitman Explains Why He is Not A Real Hitman. $TWTR @support buys it?

Only on twitter, the bizarro world where anything can happen and often does.

@spikemahogany, who seems to be a porn star, offered to fly out and silence someone the flight was paid for.

Now to me, and I’m no expert, but offering to silence someone is a pretty clear offer.

And the response back, “cool”, seems to be an acceptance of that offer.

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However Spike has helpfully explained that REAL hitmen don’t attract attention to themselves.

And I don’t know.  Normally I’d agree, but what if it’s a really, really stupid hitman?

 

And this is why Twitter General Council @vijaya is full of bull puckey.

 

And what is the abuse scandal at Twitter doing to Twitter?

 

In more important news, @Vijaya does not like bacon.

 

Someone really ought to tell Keith Gill Spike might be looking for him.

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