Jamal Omar is a degenerate. An awful free thinking degenerate. A virtual hippie.
He should be banned in Boston and not allowed in Peoria.
How bad is Jamal? Bad.
Here’s the Top 10 list of BAD things Jamal has allegedly done (I made none of them up. These are all real. Trust me.)
10. Litters on American highways.
9. Invented the Hillary Clinton douche after watching Old Faithful erupt at Yellowstone.
8. Spray painted MAGA on Abraham Lincoln’s nose in green at Mount Rushmore.
7. Had an orgy with 73 South Dakota coeds in the snow.
6. Takes multiple mulligans on the golf course.
5. Tipped an uber driver with investment advice.
4. Groped the North Dakota governor on the golf course.
3. Refuses to wear coats during winter. Or pants.
2. Failed to open the door for a woman once.
1. Supports Donald Trump.