The magical thing about living in a free society is that you can be the very change you wish for.
Have you heard that Rock & Roll is dead, but know that it’s out there, just not heavily promoted?
Write about it! Give it airplay! Make an app that plays it! Find the youtube video and tweet it!
Use the power of the internet to do what could not be done anytime before in history!
BE the CHANGE!
Detailing life in the Digital age.
It’s been one week since I clicked a link
Been missing life online
and I need a gravy recipe
Five days since I saw my Buzzfeed
Lost my password and living in infamy
Three days since the facebook feed
I realized it’s all my fault, and set my status
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
And on Google+ we exchanged pleasantries
Hold it now and watch the Twitter feed
As I make you stop, think
You’ll think you’re looking at a silly cat
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Swiss Miss
She’s got the sushi
Cause it’s never retouched by photoshop, man
Hot like wasabe when I’m online
Big like Tom Brady
Because I’m all about balls
Tom Jones’ got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I make a fool of you
Gonna make a Vine, and be big online
I’d hit like an earthquake
I like vanilla, It’s the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show,
Cause then you’ll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it’s so dangerous,
You’ll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though your spittin’ mad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of vacuuming up the dirt
It’s been one week since since I read about Flea
The Red Hot Chili Peppers Love Rollercoaster, baby
Five days since Tumblr feed went crazy
I’ve still got the likes, shares and plusses, baby
It’s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it’s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
And now we’re friends on Facebook, and following, maybe
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
I googled a drumstick and Thunderstruck is stickin
Watchin Star Wars with no lights on
We’re on a mission
I hope the Rebels win in this one
Like Harrison Ford I’m getting Frantic
Like Trump’s combover, magic
Like David Spade, guaranteed to rock online
Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay I don’t make films
But if I did Valerie would wield the tsai’s
Gonna get a new iphone
Gonna find the kind with 5g in the zone
Just so my wifi doesn’t lose connection in the mad scene
Gotta watch some Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me write blogs that zing
How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though your spittin’ mad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of vacuuming up the dirt
It’s been one week since I bought amazon sheets
One day shipping by drone can’t be beat
Five days since I saw a google+ preview
Their beta look doesn’t seem like much new
Three days since the Twitter feed
The GOP Debate was online, what a mad scene
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it’ll still be two days till we youtube a maserati
It’ll still be two days till we get online
It’ll still be two days till we get online
Twitter, yo, home of the robot fake spam armies
The New Jersey Pud have an interview on Good Morning, Hoboken. AM 530 with Ronbo “Puddytat” Vaginaitis, The Hottish Lithuanian DJ in New Jersey.
Will the Pud shine? Will the Pud flop? Will anyone care?
Let’s see.
Not to be outdone by the genderbending New York Dolls, the New Jersey Pud are the newest punk rock group on the Hoboken scene.
Will they go lamestream like Green Day, and sell out to the man?
Or will they stay true to the Punk Rock creed, and rock the casbah?
Will they bother to learn to even play their instruments?
Tune in for future installments!
It’s almost Thanksgiving!
The time of year to watch football, overeat and nap on the couch!
Have a great short week, everyone.
A silly parody of Secret Agent Man.
For my friend, retired FBI agent Christopher Zisi.
There’s a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone in North Korea he’s a virtual stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are with alcohol he doesn’t suffer the “red glow”.
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
They’ve given you a number and taken away your name
Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Oh, be careful what you say
Or you’ll give yourself away
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
They’ve given you a number and taken away your name
Swinging on the 38th parallel one day
And then laying in a Pyongyang alley next day
Oh, don’t you let the wrong words slip
While kissing persuasive lips
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow
Secret Asian Man
Secret Asian Man
They’ve given you a number and taken away your name
WanderinPoet 
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