Woe upon the people of Connecticut for the ill tides which included a hurricane, the eternally lame Constitionally maimed and brain drained, and a mass shooting.
If you listen closely you can hear the sucking of life from the greater Northeast into Greenwich where a madman cackles with glee.
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Does your Linked.In profile drive traffic to garbage pages leaving consumers and potential new business contacts feeling misinformed at best, and deceived at worst?
Do you do more harm than good to yourself creating a SEO laden beast of a bio?
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Towards the low end of the pool, where people buy fiverr tweets and spam lies the type of marketers that cause other people to distrust digital marketing people.
One such person should be well known to readers.
I noticed some questionable occurences that were a bit strange and “gamey” on a persons account.
For example:
I reached out to Klout support via email who confirmed they are aware that buying tweets or mentioning oneself is possible to game the system but would be cost ineffective.
I agree with that.
But it still happens despite what seems to be an economic loser.
@Koustave is one of my oldest friends online and is always supportive and is a great person.
Due to sheer volume of the malicious lies by men such as Keith Gill and Chris Sandys, I must address the following lie.
I have no idea where this lie originates from, however the sheer volume of the attack, with seemingly over 100 (I haven’t counted) tweets received compels me to address it.
I do not, nor have I ever run any social media account for @koustave.
I have not cyber harassed anyone.
Lies like these are told by malicious individuals seeking to compel silence on truth, a silence they cannot accomplish through traditional legal remedies or good faith discussion of pertinent facts.
People like this have no ethics, morals, business sense, logical argument or ability to apply reason.
They seem to exist for one reason and one reason alone. To do damage to others by any means neceesary, including through application of “superior force.”
I am voluntarily removing my “mentorship” of Koustave from my bio and Linked.in and any other post or profile.
However me and @koustave remain best buddies.
I suggest you avoid people who act maliciously in bad faith to damage others reputations.
It’s strange that Twitter will moderate the truth, but will allow scandalous lies to be tweeted in incredible volume with absolutely malicious intent.
I will be contemplating what further course of action to take in the new year.
If you want to have a popcorn eating moment, read this dude’s timeline.
Keith Gill, AKA DigitalKeith, Forbes quoted Social Sales guru, corporate marketing manager of Avisolve and EmpireKred leader seems to be making strangely vague and terroristic type threats on Twitter now.
The Instagram moderated cyberbully tweeted the following:
The tweet was deleted, but what is “peace through superior firepower” about?
It’s been one week since I clicked a link
Been missing life online
and I need a gravy recipe
Five days since I saw my Buzzfeed
Lost my password and living in infamy
Three days since the facebook feed
I realized it’s all my fault, and set my status
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
And on Google+ we exchanged pleasantries
Hold it now and watch the Twitter feed
As I make you stop, think
You’ll think you’re looking at a silly cat
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Swiss Miss
She’s got the sushi
Cause it’s never retouched by photoshop, man
Hot like wasabe when I’m online
Big like Tom Brady
Because I’m all about balls
Tom Jones’ got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I make a fool of you
Gonna make a Vine, and be big online
I’d hit like an earthquake
I like vanilla, It’s the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show,
Cause then you’ll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it’s so dangerous,
You’ll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though your spittin’ mad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of vacuuming up the dirt
It’s been one week since since I read about Flea
The Red Hot Chili Peppers Love Rollercoaster, baby
Five days since Tumblr feed went crazy
I’ve still got the likes, shares and plusses, baby
It’s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it’s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
And now we’re friends on Facebook, and following, maybe
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
I googled a drumstick and Thunderstruck is stickin
Watchin Star Wars with no lights on
We’re on a mission
I hope the Rebels win in this one
Like Harrison Ford I’m getting Frantic
Like Trump’s combover, magic
Like David Spade, guaranteed to rock online
Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay I don’t make films
But if I did Valerie would wield the tsai’s
Gonna get a new iphone
Gonna find the kind with 5g in the zone
Just so my wifi doesn’t lose connection in the mad scene
Gotta watch some Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me write blogs that zing
How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though your spittin’ mad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of vacuuming up the dirt
It’s been one week since I bought amazon sheets
One day shipping by drone can’t be beat
Five days since I saw a google+ preview
Their beta look doesn’t seem like much new
Three days since the Twitter feed
The GOP Debate was online, what a mad scene
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it’ll still be two days till we youtube a maserati
It’ll still be two days till we get online
It’ll still be two days till we get online
Twitter, yo, home of the robot fake spam armies
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